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#1 Zimbochick

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 09:06 AM

I remember talking about this in another thread. There are some dumbass names out there, both businesses, and people with dumbass parents.

This one kills me. When we go visit my husbands mother, there is one of these stores close by, and we alwys erupt in guffaws when we drive by. My MIL always wants to know what the joke is!

CUM Books - A Christian family book store.

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 09:39 AM

Cum Books? Now that IS funny. How can anyone be so naive as to name a store that? Call me old fashioned, but I hate names of businesses that give no clue what type of business it is. They should at least have a sub-title on their signs if their names don't tell the story! (My little rant for the day is over.)

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 12:16 PM

I like catchy/corny business names.
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#4 Timothy

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 12:27 PM

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 03:57 PM

There's a shop that does thigns like headstones, funerals etc. in a town near where I live called Thomas Grieve & Sons. How appropriate. Posted Image

Or how about those parents that called their son 'Adolf Hitler'? (Recently, not the parents of the Adolf Hitler...)
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Posted 01 March 2011 - 04:21 PM

There's a cement factory here that used to be called Medusa Cement, perfect. They've changed the name to something boring now though.
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#7 cousin it

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 07:17 PM

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#8 freedom78

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 07:21 PM

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Sister burn the temple
And stand beneath the moon
The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 07:22 PM

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Sister burn the temple
And stand beneath the moon
The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 07:23 PM

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Sister burn the temple
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It's just the echo of the blood in your head

#11 freedom78

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 07:28 PM

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I like this one because it's both hilarious and because cousin it can tell us exactly why it's called that. Posted Image
Sister burn the temple
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The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head

#12 Timothy

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 07:28 PM

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#13 Timothy

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 07:29 PM

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 07:31 PM

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 07:32 PM

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