I was a fall down the stairs, piss on myself and go to jail drunk.
I also would break out in spots: Park benches, couches, jail, hospitals and wrecked autos.
Drunk thread
Started by Mr. Roboto, Jan 12 2009 03:06 PM
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 03:00 PM
- spibiaOrifs, poloshirtsvut and bourbubbats like this
"It was like I was in high school again, but fatter."
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 05:22 PM
http://www.youtube.c...?v=K3qg4i22x9M. Funny clip.
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
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Posted 14 January 2009 - 07:10 PM
Oh damn you ruined the cock push ups with your leaky shlong. You'll never work in the biz again! your dead to me-good day sir!
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
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Posted 14 January 2009 - 08:00 PM
Gettin pretty close to the halfway line in my Crown Royal bottle, which is making the cold outside not so cold 
.......cold dosen't belong in this state in the 1st place!!!!!!!
.......cold dosen't belong in this state in the 1st place!!!!!!!
If you stay ready.....you never have to get ready!!!
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Posted 15 January 2009 - 01:23 AM
Gettin pretty close to the halfway line in my Crown Royal bottle, which is making the cold outside not so cold
Such a tough life we have down here. When the "freeze" comes in, we have to go outside and cover our tropical plants. boo hoo hoo
"It was like I was in high school again, but fatter."
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