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#1 cousin it

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Posted 30 January 2009 - 10:46 PM

Forcible Sex with Blow-Up Doll Suspect Arrested

Australian Police have apprehended a 23 year old man who has been charged with four counts of breaking and entering the Laneway Adult Shop in Cairns Australia.
While inside the man would get a hold of a blow-up sex doll named “Jungle Jane,” take it out to the back alley and have sex with it. He would clean himself up after, but leave the dolls in the alleyway.
Police have even conducted DNA samples from the dolls. Though the man is unidentified, the man police arrested resided in the suburb of Manunda.

#2 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:20 AM

Really can you blame the guy? The doll was hanging around a sex shop just askin' for it.
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#3 LISA

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 08:49 AM

hahahahahhahaha...something Bud Fox would do? ...where is Kujo? just askin

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 11:51 AM

I have to agree with the assessment that these dolls were asking for it... By making themselves readily available by literally hanging in the porn stores with their mouths agape and wearing nothing but the vinyl that they were made of, do deserve it. Then they don't even cooperate with the investigation. Maybe they got paid? No one's talking though....
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Posted 01 February 2009 - 06:26 AM

never happens to me...athough I admit to leather and not vinyl




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