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[Zimbochick]

I trust you are well. After our long time of searching for my late client possible relative, I came across your last name which matches with his last name. He passes away five years ago in a boat disaster. In view of this I seek your consent to present you as inheritor to his funds estimated to the tune of $13.8M, There are claim documents to enable you file in and claim the funds legitimately, if you like to be presented please contact me with your names, age, Phone and Nationality for more details on how to claim the funds.

Best Regards
Vin West (Mr.)

[freedom78]

So did you get the money?

[artcinco]

AN INVESTING TIP

Just thought I'd pass along some advice my broker gave me today... I called him this morning and asked him what I should be investing in as I feel interest rates are going to be rising as they did during the late 70's early 80's.



So I told him I thought we ought to be looking to get out of bonds and finding a safe haven in which to invest. I asked him, “Should we move to precious metals, foreign currency or what?”



He responded, "If the current President is in office much longer, canned goods, water and ammunition are probably your best bet."

[TAP]

AN INVESTING TIP



He responded, "If the current President is in office much longer, canned goods, water and ammunition are probably your best bet."

The dramaqueenification of the right gathers more pace

[Mr. Roboto]

Yea where is that hyperinflation the right were predicting 3.5 years ago anyway?

[Zimbochick]

BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
NORTH CAROLINA. 49812
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Dear Winner,

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a brand new
2010 Model BMW 7 Series Car and a Check of $500,000.00usd from international
programs held on the 1st section 2012 in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection system (ESS) from a database of over 250,000 email
addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you were selected.

The BMW Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the
International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). To begin the processing
of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary claims department for more
information as regards procedures to claim your prize.

Name: Mr. Ray Mike
Email: To raymike007@informaticos.com
Phone: 712-484-7912

Contact him by providing him with your secret pin code Number BMW:2551256003/23.
You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as
possible:

1. Name in full. 2. Address.
3. Nationality. 4. Age.
5. Occupation. 6. Phone/Fax.
7. Present Country. 8. Email address.
9. pin code Number BMW:2551256003/23

Mrs. Rachie Adams.
THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS
BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

[Mr. Roboto]

Bill Cosby "I'm 83 and Tired"
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"I'm 83 and Tired" Worth reading.....

This should be required reading for every man, woman and child in Jamaica,
The UK , United States of America, Canada, Australia and New Zealand and
To all the world.. .

"I'm 83 and I'm Tired"

I'm 83 . Except for brief period in the 50's when I was doing my National
Service, I've worked hard since I was 17. Except for some some serious
Health challenges, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn't call in sick in nearly
40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my
Income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as
Though retirement was a bad idea, and I'm tired. Very tired.

I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who
Don't have my work ethic. I'm tired of being told the government will take
The money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy
To earn it.

I'm tired of being told that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," when every day I
Can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and
Daughters for their family "honor"; of Muslims rioting over some slight
Offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren't
"believers"; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning
Teenage rape victims to death for "adultery"; of Muslims mutilating the
Genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur'an and
Shari'a law tells them to.

I'm tired of being told that out of "tolerance for other cultures" we must let
Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques
And madrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia, New Zealand,
UK, America and Canada, while no one from these countries are allowed to
Fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other
Arab country to teach love and tolerance..

I'm tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global
Warming, which no one is allowed to debate.

I'm tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help
Support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ
Rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses
Or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?

I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all
Parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful
Mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting
Caught. I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.

I'm really tired of people who don't take responsibility for their lives and
Actions. I'm tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination
Or big-whatever for their problems.

I'm also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and
Early 20's be-deck themselves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making
Themselves un-employable and claiming money from the Government.

Yes, I'm damn tired. But I'm also glad to be 83.. Because, mostly, I'm not
Going to have to see the world these people are making. I'm just sorry for
My granddaughter and their children. Thank God I'm on the way out and not
On the way in.


There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us
Sends it on!

This is your chance to make a difference.
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" I'm 83 and I'm tired. If you don't forward this you
Are part of the problem".

My reply: Bill Cosby didn't write that.

[artcinco]

Subject: Fw: I'm cutting back and you may want to also


I'm going to bite the bullet!

President Obama ordered the cabinet to cut $100,000,000.00 ($100 million) from the $3,500,000,000,000.00 ($3.5 trillion) federal budget.

I'm so impressed by this sacrifice that I have decided to do the same thing with my personal budget. I spend about $2,000 a month on groceries, household expenses, medicine, utilities, etc., but it's time to get out the budget cutting axe, go through my expenses, and cut back.

I'm going to cut my spending at exactly the same ratio (1/35,000) of my total budget. After doing the math, it looks like instead of spending $2,000 a month, I'm going to have to cut that number by six cents. Yes, I'm going to have to get by with $1,999.94, but that's what sacrifice is all about.

I'll just have to do without some things, that are, frankly, luxuries – six cents worth.

Did this President actually think no one would do the math?

Please send this to everyone on your list so people understand how idiotic a $100 million cut is in a $3.5 trillion budget – ludicrous!!!!!!!

"There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation... One is by sword... The other is by debt." - John Adams 1826








That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
Thomas Jefferson