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[cousin it]

I saw this on Pharyngula

Do You Have Biblical Morals?
It is often said that morality comes from the bible, or that it contains parables about morality that should guide us today. But do you really understand the moral precepts of this Bronze Age book? Have you read the bible cover to cover and actually thought about the contents?
If not, it might be time to open the bible and look. To help motivate you, I've prepared this quiz so that you can see if your morals are in line with those in the bible. Enjoy!

So, how did you score? Looks like I'm a heathen(and that is how I like it).


Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

[Macker]

Heathen as well. Then again I often stoned people to death.

[Macker]

I mean got stoned with people.

[LISA]

HA! I'm going straight to hell..do not pass Go , do not collect 200 bucks

[Mr. Roboto]

Turns out Fallopian tubes was not a book in the Bible after all, I feel so stupid now.

[LISA]

same thing with all the Semen..they are not little men in boats...I really need to pay attention..

[Timothy]

I always love the chapter in the bible titled" I'm gay , Ur gay and our dad is a fag"...

[Mr. Roboto]

same thing with all the Semen..they are not little men in boats...I really need to pay attention..

Dam girl, c'mere, I wanna tell you a secret.

[Macker]

Tell me all about the little man in your boat.....Wait not you^^^^...I meant Lisa....

[LISA]

well first there was this dinosaur..um..oops..yeah a dinossaur in this garden of eden and he ate an apple from a tree or a serpent..um..no wait..a man riding a dinosaur in the garden of eden looking for a chick made out of his rib..um..shit..um ok..I forget..where does the semen and dinosaurs go?

[Timothy]

Semen go into the dino...

[LISA]

sorta like a Trojan horse dealio?

[Timothy]

correct.