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[BlowUpYourVideo]

I believe Robert Palmer wrote a song about this?

[Abaddon]

I wish there was a way to have an orgasm for say...5-6 hours non stop.

Too much?

Just ask Sting. He's into all that tantric shit.

Seriously though, six hours might be a little excessive. I'm all for a good long orgasm, but I draw the line at cumming in a woman so long it bleeds out of her eyeballs.

Actually, that's a lie. I'd just worry about finishing up looking like one of the victims of the salt monster in Star Trek.

[LISA]

jesus Aba lmao

[artcinco]

VR porn is here and it's scary how realistic it is

[Mr. Roboto]

VR porn is here and it's scary how realistic it is

 

That's the most nookie that guys ever gotten I'd imagine. 

 

I'm not going to lie though, I really want to see what that looks like. 

 

Edit: oh and that girl's ass....

[Arminius]

I wish there was a way to have an orgasm for say...5-6 hours non stop. Too much?

 

Well call those Schedule 1 drugs.

[Adolf Hitler]

I went out with a nympho briefly in 2002. It's NOT as great as it sounds. When she was fucking ME....ok.......but when not with me I knew what she was doing.

 

She lived with her mom and two younger sisters so I always took her to hotels. We were supposed to hook up one night for the usual but she wasn't answering her phone. She called me around 1 or 2 am saying she was stranded at a hotel in Turlock and needed a ride home. The line of bullshit she fed me is off the charts. Of course I knew what happened before she gave an excuse.....she hooked up with another guy and after he was done, just left her there. She tells me she went there with a friend who brought two guys and that she was raped and the three of them left. This was an insult to my intelligence. I started cussing her out and she interrupted this tongue lashing to once again ask for a ride home. I said no. She offered to fuck me for a ride home and I freaked out. Started in on her about how in the hell is a supposed rape victim offering to fuck a couple hours after the rape. I've never hit a woman but I swear to god if she had been standing in front of me during this argument I would've slapped her. I hung up on her. She immediately called back, told her to fuck off, and turned my phone off.

 

That was the end of that.

 

In 2011 I saw her on Facebook. Talked to her a bit and she was willing to start it up again. She was still a drug addict(so was I) and when she heard what drugs I was using(Oxy), wanted me to come over. I declined. Haven't talked to her since and hopefully never will.

 

She was very attractive....nice bod...killer twat.....but not worth it in the end. Casual sex/one night stands has always been my thing but that's just going a bit too far.

[artcinco]

Sex will be GONE within 30 years as designer baby-making replaces old-school bonking

[Mr. Roboto]

Sex will be GONE within 30 years as designer baby-making replaces old-school bonking

 

 

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