Your intrepid explorer:
Fuck, that hurt:
then it got rotten:
Y'all remember, it got bad. Real fucking bad! the pain was so severe that a chain saw was looking like the only option, then Obama Care came to the rescue.
Seriously, When it passed the leg had become gangreneous, but it was dry gangrene; not septsis, or so I thought. Apparently, the infection had invade other tissue, so even though I had managed to fight off infection... for years... it had finally caught up with me, and I was gonna die, but as luck would have it, l, I found the Wound Care Clinic. goddamn, it hurt. Like a motherfucker, it hurt. but all in all, the doc noted that I was close.
Ignoring the many fevorous episodes, and other complication, I can honestly say that Barack Obama saved my life. Seriously, I would most likely be dead without his healthcare plan.
I'll post some of the rot when I find it on some old hard drives.