21 replies to this topic

[Hula]

My husband is a feisty character, his favorite trick if soul-savers come to the door is to say to them he is right in the middle of a critical phone call, and could they wait just a bit. Then he closes the door, leaves them outside, and goes about his business with no intention of going back. Some of them will stand there for a loooong time.

LOL, I love your hubby

[*D*]

Thanks for the suggestions... I saw him today and he didn't mention it... I think he will get the hint if i politely decline.. we actually have a policy in our employee handbook that forbids shit like this. I actually lost one of my closest friends due to religion.. He met this chick and she brainwashed his ass and he turned into this HUGEEEEEEE Jesus Freak.. even stopped coming to my brother's UFC parties cause we would cuss around him... anyhow, everytime we'd talk on the phone he'd start that testifying stuff to me.. and i eventually stopped taking his calls........ Part of me feels bad, but I just think Religion is great in moderation... I heard a great saying the other day somewhere Less Praying more Doing!!

[wedjat]

I heard a great saying the other day somewhere Less Praying more Doing!!

Haha, now that is great!

[Timothy]

Tell him you will go to a Mass of his if he goes to a black mass with you.

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Tell him you will go to a Mass of his if he goes to a black mass with you.

Or Boston, Mass.

[Timothy]

Cat Mass

[Conservaliberalist]

On doorbell-ringing religious folks: "No thanks, god bless, have a great afternoon" close window (I don't open the door to people I don't recognize, period.) On co-workers inviting me to church: I tell them I have a coven meeting that day. On random religious zealots on the street attempting to get my attention: I pretend I'm deaf, shrug at them, and walk away.