Jon Bon Jovi opens "Pay What You Can" Restaurant
Started by *D*, Oct 20 2011 11:51 PM
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#16
Posted 22 October 2011 - 12:22 PM
HAHAHA hilarious stuff!
I hear in the back they have a "Roulette" table so "Get Ready"
U can't fuck with my BonJovi Catalog knowledge
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#18
Posted 22 October 2011 - 03:42 PM
When I went, some guy spilled his wine so they had to put out one of those 'slipper when wet' notices to warn people....
Fuck you, it's the best I could come up with with my limited Bon Jovi knowledge.
Really? I heard the restaurant was in a Dry County.
Sister burn the temple
And stand beneath the moon
The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head
#19
Posted 22 October 2011 - 04:43 PM
I hear getting people to come in and fulfill their duties they volunteer for is no Bed of Roses
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#21
Posted 22 October 2011 - 08:37 PM
If the food sucks just "Lie To Me" cause I need "Something to Believe In" and something to "Keep the Faith about "These Days" If I am ever in that "Two Story Town" I am gonna go eat there with my brother "Joey" and might just say fuck it and go "The Distance" and pay for everyone's food out of "Fear" they may not "Come Back"
BOOM
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#22
Posted 22 October 2011 - 08:43 PM
Tommy used to order the pork
Usual chef's been on strike
This new one just sucks, steak's tough
So tough....
Usual chef's been on strike
This new one just sucks, steak's tough
So tough....
"If you've got a knife on your person and you're not in a kitchen, you're going to jail. You're not going round your mate's house to slice a fucking pear are you?" - Noel Gallagher
#23
Posted 23 October 2011 - 06:15 AM
At this point, D's making references to songs no one has heard of. We're not all members of Jon's "Price of Love" fanclub, where you get a code to the secret internet B-side to the "We Weren't Born to Follow" single.
Gina works Jon's diner all day
Spittin' in the food 'cause she never gets tipped
Or paid, mmmmmm, or pay-yaed.
She says I gotta hold on to this tray of food
I don't want to go droppin' it upon some dude
These fucking customers all act so rude, so rude
I'm not in the mood!
OOOOOOHHHHH gonna have some fun
OOOOHHH OH gonna get my gun
Shoot this asshole, who's on his cell phone
OOOOHHH OH gonna get my gun
Tommy used to order the pork
Usual chef's been on strike
This new one just sucks, steak's tough
So tough....
Gina works Jon's diner all day
Spittin' in the food 'cause she never gets tipped
Or paid, mmmmmm, or pay-yaed.
She says I gotta hold on to this tray of food
I don't want to go droppin' it upon some dude
These fucking customers all act so rude, so rude
I'm not in the mood!
OOOOOOHHHHH gonna have some fun
OOOOHHH OH gonna get my gun
Shoot this asshole, who's on his cell phone
OOOOHHH OH gonna get my gun
Sister burn the temple
And stand beneath the moon
The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head
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