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[artcinco]

I have membership to a Sam's Club (like Costco, owned by Walmart, big wholesale market). They have a DirectTV booth when you walk in near the AT&T phone area (DirectTV is owned by AT&T).

 

Recently my mother-in-law was visiting and went with my wife to the Sam's. So my MIL and wife are entering the store. MIL comments to wife that she hates walking by the DirectTV booth. They are pushy, ask about if you have cable, won't take no for an answer, etc. My wife says "Don't believe me, just watch."

 

They get to the booth, guy starts in with the spiel. Wife says, "We have an antenna." Guy looks on with defeat, "Y'all have a good day ladies."

[AxlsMainMan]

I still have an antenna as well; go out to the bars for Steelers games 

[Timothy]

with three damn kids sick I not sure which one gave me this cold .... little fuckers!

[Its Cousin]

35 channels with an antenna(and watch maybe 5 of them), Netflix, Hulu, and use my brother's password for ESPN- I have no need for cable.

[Timothy]

insomnia sucks ass! But is great for getting some writing done!

[Mr. Roboto]

[Timothy]

built a couch fort with the kiddos. Now the little fuckers say I can't come in.

[Mr. Roboto]

built a couch fort with the kiddos. Now the little fuckers say I can't come in.

 

Time to serve an eviction notice...

[Timothy]

attack that birch like I'm godzilla!!!

[Timothy]

[freedom78]

Lawyer’s Pants Catch Fire During Florida Arson Trial

by Kalhan Rosenblatt

 

 

It seemed like a set up to a tired joke: A lawyer's pants caught on fire.

 

But on Wednesday, it was Stephen Gutierrez's reality when the Florida defense attorney's pants began smoking during an arson trial, Eleventh Circuit Court Public Relations Director Eunice Sigler confirmed to NBC News Thursday.

 

Gutierrez, 28, was in the in the Miami-Dade county courtroom defending 49-year-old Claudy Charles, who was accused of setting his car alight, when the lawyer began playing with an item in his pocket, according to the Miami Herald.

 

As Gutierrez argued Charles' car had merely spontaneously combusted, the lawyer's pants seemed to do the same.

 

Witnesses in the courtroom told the Herald the moment was "surreal," as Gutierrez rushed out of the courtroom while smoke billowed from his pocket.

 

http://www.nbcnews.c...n-trial-n731161

[Timothy]

never trust midgets!!

[Its Cousin]

I guess I am kind of stressing about this up coming week... bought a bottle, tonight. I ain't drunk anything since last summer, and then I nursed the bottle for a week, so I'll regret tonight, tomorrow.

[Mr. Roboto]

Went into the grocery store last night around 11:30. Immediately saw two young adults (20s) who had just came over from the gym across the street. The girl was inside the entire cart as the guy pushed. Not sure wtf...

[freedom78]

Went into the grocery store last night around 11:30. Immediately saw two young adults (20s) who had just came over from the gym across the street. The girl was inside the entire cart as the guy pushed. Not sure wtf...

 

Yeah, I really hate people.