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#16 Macker

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 11:50 AM

well..the underwear tip worked...worked real well.

once? twice? or till you get sore and can't walk?


I'll have you guys know these are serious questions!

Who'll be sore? Bow legged women?
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.

#17 Timothy

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 01:04 PM

monsters of rock or monsters of cock???

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 01:07 PM

Well that depends on your situation. At a concert or at a cockcert.
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#19 Timothy

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 01:08 PM

What if it's both??

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 01:39 PM

Well then you my friend have to either go alphabetically or find yourself in a moral conundrum...
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#21 LISA

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 07:16 PM

Mack Daddy...or Daddy Mack?? both are kinda hot in a Kriss Kross kinda way

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 08:33 PM

Wee doggy! Well your in luck, because I happen to be both!
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#23 freedom78

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 08:38 PM

Where's Hoffa?
Sister burn the temple
And stand beneath the moon
The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head

#24 LISA

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 08:39 PM

lawdy lawdy..is it hawt in here or is it just little ole me? mint julep anyone?

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 08:43 PM

It is both Lisa... Hoffa is the President of the Teamsters...The elder and former teamster President James Hoffa Sr. is away from his desk right now please leave a message.
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#26 LISA

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:10 PM

thought he was buried under Wrigley Field or some shit?? and I didn't say anythin about Hoffa..

#27 Macker

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:15 PM

I was saving time and answer 2 posts at a time, yours and freedoms old lady with the AK-47..... He was supposedly buried "in paperwork" in the end zone in the Meadowland's Giant Stadium. It is soon to be a new state of the art Giants and The Jets new stadium.
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#28 cousin it

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:20 PM

mint julep anyone?


Don't temp me; I'll do it!

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:22 PM

It ain't Derby Time.
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:30 PM

Still a couple of months away- the first Saturday in May.




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