That show is still on? Jeez.
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Started by AxlsMainMan, Feb 25 2009 07:55 PM
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 05:54 PM
Haha, yeah, classic trash TV.
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 08:25 PM
Haha, yeah, classic trash TV.
White trash heaven bro, just like going to the state fair, minus the corn dog. Unless he has a shemale on of course.
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 08:27 PM
^^I betcha the majority of his guests come from Kentucky and Tennessee.
Hell yea, I'm sure you can just waltz in the local trailer park and boost all the wicker furniture and garden gnomes you can get your hands on-them bitches are all in the green room!
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 08:37 PM
Speaking of garden gnomes, I was at my friends house the other day and he just finished redoing the whole house and now is looking to start the landscape design and he took from his old house a garden gnome. He said he was going to fix it up a bit and I deadpanned him and told him that he could just put either a straight synthetic oil or white spray lubricant to keep them...He was puzzled but said really? I just said yeah plus I need a place to sit when I come by. At first he just looked at me and then you could see the wheels start turning and he started laughing really hard. Well I didn't think it was that funny but then he told me that a few years ago the mailman slipped on ice and fell square on the gnomes dome with his ass. It was a million to one shot. Ouch!
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 09:26 PM
Well I didn't think it was that funny but then he told me that a few years ago the mailman slipped on ice and fell square on the gnomes dome with his ass. It was a million to one shot. Ouch!
Woah, colonoscopy via garden gnome.
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 09:40 PM
Ha Ha, I do feel bad but the guy was throwing the needless stuff on my lawn! Pick the shit up man; where you goin? Jr. also had to add hey Dad you know he comes into the drug store where I work a few times a week.....I'm a bully. 
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 09:56 PM
LOL:
Man sues ex-wife for babysitting his own children:
Man sues ex-wife for babysitting his own children:
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