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[Mr. Roboto]

Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom
A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals. Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

Speaking of the vicar, A & E nurse Trudi Watson, of Sheffield's Northern General Hospital, said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
She advised anyone tempted to use such objects in sex games to think again.
"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening," she said.

"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

http://www.telegraph...-in-bottom.html

[LISA]

cucumber..party of one..cucumber..

[Mr. Roboto]

First, who hangs curtains in the buff? So...the dude was naked and hanging curtains in front of ....a window?!? Sure bud. "It was a one in a million shot doc."

[LISA]

the curtain thang? shheeit..I do THAT allll the time..just for kicks though you understand..

[Mr. Roboto]

Around root veggies? Yea right!

[LISA]

naw..I am so not about the veggie thang

[Mr. Roboto]

Parsnips don't get ya hawt?

[LISA]

not anymore they don't Mister! I had a hard time distanting myself from the zuccinini though...long story

[Mr. Roboto]

You weren't on COPS were you?

[LISA]

I plead your 5th

[cousin it]

Perhaps, it is better that being caught dead in a wet suit. Surgeon's Blog has a good post on some of the things that he has removed from rectums entitled Rectifying, Redux.

[Mr. Roboto]

Yea, with the dildo shoved up his arse...what can you say, the guy went out like a champ.

[LISA]

oh my...

[Macker]

Oh My what?

[Mr. Roboto]

Really, we should consider the role of the global elite in this scenario. I doubt the potato acted alone. Just sayin.