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Insult thread 2.0-The Golden Years

Started by Mr. Roboto, Mar 04 2009 10:57 PM

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#1 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 10:57 PM

My brain is like the Dewey Decimal system for crass online insults and personal attacks. I just wish it could be used for good and not evil.
"It was like I was in high school again, but fatter."

#2 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 12:16 AM

Anyway, go fuck yourself!
"It was like I was in high school again, but fatter."

#3 LISA

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 08:48 AM

I did! but I is serously dumb as a stump

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:57 AM

One of my favorites "he has the intelligence of an Ordovician terrestrial gastropod". It's subtle, but damning.

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 02:58 PM

You are so fucking Amish!
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:16 PM

you look like a child from the unholy fucking of Forrest gump and Janet Reno..

#7 Macker

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:19 PM

That may be Amish looking anyway.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:38 PM

I always enjoyed telling people that "I've been hated by better people than you". Simple, yet effective.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:52 PM

Jesus loves you , but I think you are a cunt!!!

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:20 PM

Kind of rude, but... After some chick turns you down for a date: Well, I guess a blow job is out of the question, huh? I have another for stuck up women, but it is offensive, so I better not.

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:26 PM

I can go for some pork chops right about now....
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:05 PM

Ladypig chops??

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 08:36 PM

Yes, exactly with a side of bacon.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:46 PM

sounds delic!

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:57 PM

What's better? When the lady pig has been liberated, or blessed by a Rabi?
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