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#1 cousin it

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 06:31 PM

Baby born with two penises in Russia
A baby boy has been born with two penises in Russia.
Last Updated: 8:19AM GMT 12 Mar 2009


The child, named only as Artyom G, was born two weeks ago after a normal pregnancy in which medics did not detect any problems.
But he has now undergone hours of complicated surgery at St Vladimir's Children's Clinical Hospital.

The boy was rushed from his maternity hospital to the specialist Moscow clinic where he underwent the length operation to join the two penises.
"The surgery was complicated. We had to form one penis out of two, make the abdominal wall and create a bladder," said a doctor involved in the five hour operation.
"When our colleagues asked for help we said yes immediately but we couldn't imagine the case would be so complicated."
According the The Sun, the hospital said that the baby is now in good health and the surgery a complete success.
"He will grow into a normal man and be able to have kids," the doctor added.
In June last year, a baby was born with a second penis on his back
The baby was born to farmer dad Li Jun, 30, and his unnamed wife, who live in Hejian city in central China's Henan province - the rare condition is called fetus in fetu (FIF).

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#2 Macker

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 06:48 PM

Jeez.... The one on the back is really screwed up.
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#3 Timothy

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 08:18 PM

I'm at a lost for word right now.

#4 Macker

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 08:49 PM

Or at least one penis??
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#5 Timothy

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 08:55 PM

double penetration!!!

#6 Macker

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 08:59 PM

One in the pink, one in the stink? Too Soon???
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Posted 14 March 2009 - 09:00 PM

Never too soon , sir.

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 09:04 PM

You sick Lady Man Cat!
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Posted 14 March 2009 - 09:06 PM

If he had three he could fill all holes.

#10 Kathy

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 12:01 PM

Why hasn't Lisa commented on this topic yet????

#11 AxlsMainMan

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 01:01 PM

Haha, Lisa is probably counting the days until this kid ain't jailbait no longer.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 05:30 PM

hahahahahaha....THAT would be effing cool to meet a man with two weiners! if one should 'go off' before its' time, you got the other on to just jump onto.... and thanks for the vote of confidence peeps..reason I lubs you guys!




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