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[Timothy]

2 tablespoons of cinnammon, And 2 or 3 egg whites a half a stick of butter melt it Stick it all in a bowl,baby stir it with a wooden spoon mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown!! If you ever need em' quick, pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth OOOHH!! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of vitamins and good for you, So suck on my balls!! Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy And throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla Grease up the cookie sheet, 'cause I hate when my balls stick, then preheat the oven to three-fity, and give that spoon a lick!!!! Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown!! if you ever need em' quick, pick me up Just stick my balls in your MOUTH!!! Suck on my chocolate salty balls put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em suck on my chocolate salty balls they're packed full of goodness, high in fiber!! suck on my balls sniff sniff sniff Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? smell like somethin burnin Well that dont bother me none as long as i get my rent paid on friday Baby you better get back in the kitchen, cause I gotta sneak in suspicion oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls!!!! HELP ME!! MY BALLS ON FIRE!! HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!! GET ME SOME WATER!! POUR SOME WATER ON ME!! MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!! OH MY GOODNESS!! BLOW ON EM', BLOW ON EM' DO SOMETHIN!! Oooh suck on my chocolate salty balls put em' in your mouth and suck em THEY ON FIRE BABY!! Suck on my chocolate salty balls BLOW EM OUT BABY!! OH! SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!! SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!! SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!! COME ON BABY!! WHOO!! WHOO!! Suck on my balls!!!!! (clapping)

[Bandita]

I can't survive without the forum! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lynn]

^^ That was great, Timothy! Loved it!

Anyway,

I can take Wham! but Hall and Oates are even too gay for me.

Well said. However, I can't even take Wham! To each their own.

Of course, I wore Bay City Rollers pants in the 8th grade.

[Rim Job]

i hope you're joking! This is like the only place for GnR fans without the bullshit of you know who vs the other guy.

[LISA]

huh? for real? I have been so in and out...did I miss something?

[Mr. Roboto]

Lisa and "in and out" in the same sentence.....

[LISA]

^ too easy J !

[Mr. Roboto]

I will never close this shit.....ever.* * Offer not available in all stores, also subject to dramatic swings in mood which may void above statement.

[freedom78]

If it did, I'd totally hack this fucker and start 'er back up.

[Mr. Roboto]

Would you change the drapes? Just put a new sign up over the old one?

[freedom78]

Would you change the drapes? Just put a new sign up over the old one?

Dunno. The key, really, is to ensure that the carpet does NOT match the drapes. Sends that "I care enough to dye up top, but once you're in bed, what the fuck do I care" message.

I'd also make polluxlm the mod of a section on triangles and other sinister conspiracies.

[Mr. Roboto]

I dunno, I heard he's a mod over at the Alex Jones forums these days....

[freedom78]

I dunno, I heard he's a mod over at the Alex Jones forums these days....

Sad thing is, I've no idea if you're making that up or not.

[Mr. Roboto]

I actually thought that may be your reaction after I posted that. Of course I will not answer you either. =)

[LISA]

you are that crunchy,enigma wrapped in a won ton wrapper riddle again, aren't you? where the hell is my plum sauce??? I miss Macker...is he coming home soon?