"It was a one in a million shot doc....I was putting up drapes in the nude when I just happened to fall back onto this candelabra, which subsequently got stuck in my ass."
Wish I still had the link to the story about the priest that claimed he fell on the potato and that is how it ended up in his colon.
Yea that was the inspiration there. Wasn't he claiming he was hanging drapes in the nude?
It is a testament to the viability of the human brain after withstanding horrendous abuse that I even remember it... that was years ago, and I was drinking a lot, back then.