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#16 TAP

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 04:44 PM

Are we there yet?
Show me your dragon magic

#17 LISA

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 05:42 PM

are you done yet?

#18 freedom78

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:10 PM

Who's that guy?
Sister burn the temple
And stand beneath the moon
The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head

#19 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:14 PM

"That's not my name"
"It was like I was in high school again, but fatter."

#20 Timothy

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:15 PM

Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?

#21 Timothy

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:21 PM

How long do you plan to be "almost there"?

#22 freedom78

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:50 PM

I have a spastic colon.
Sister burn the temple
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The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head

#23 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:57 PM

haha^
"It was like I was in high school again, but fatter."

#24 freedom78

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 07:14 PM

haha^


Only a sick sick person would laugh if you said that in bed...especially if they had their face "down there".
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The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head

#25 Timothy

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 07:56 PM

Would U like the natural colon cleans.

#26 freedom78

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 07:59 PM

All this poo talk made me think of another great line: "Do you bleach your asshole?" I can only imagine the reaction that would get.
Sister burn the temple
And stand beneath the moon
The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head

#27 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 09:47 PM

People do that, or so I've heard.
"It was like I was in high school again, but fatter."

#28 Timothy

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 10:05 PM

Micheal Jackson^?

#29 freedom78

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 10:52 PM

People do that, or so I've heard.


Which is exactly why you'd want to ask....especially if it's a third rate, speckled mess.
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The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head

#30 LISA

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 03:38 AM

umm...do farts have lumps?




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