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Started by Mr. Roboto, Oct 11 2009 01:46 PM

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#31 Bandita

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Posted 17 October 2009 - 09:57 PM

I did actually ask my ex to move over a bit once so I could watch Chris Rock on Hbo. :-)
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#32 michelle

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Posted 17 October 2009 - 09:58 PM

lmao!!!!

#33 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 02:01 AM

I did actually ask my ex to move over a bit once so I could watch Chris Rock on Hbo. :-)


Probably why he's an ex....
"It was like I was in high school again, but fatter."

#34 Macker

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 09:00 AM

I'm done.. NOW CLEAN IT UP!
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.

#35 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 12:56 PM

Yea...that would be bad.
"It was like I was in high school again, but fatter."

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 01:22 PM

At the suggestion of Fuckin' Crazy, I'm reading Churchill's "Second World War". About seventy pages in, as Hitler is named German Chancellor and granted emergency powers by the Reichstag, he, after a vote of 441 to 94, turns to the benches containing the elected members from the socialist party and says something perfect for this particular conversation: "And now I have no further need of you." Erm...not to quote Hitler (which I did) but I got an immediate chuckle when reading that line. My mind drifts to dirty interpretations all too easily.
Sister burn the temple
And stand beneath the moon
The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head

#37 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 01:24 PM

Really, the last thing you'd want Hitler to say to you.
"It was like I was in high school again, but fatter."

#38 LISA

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 03:28 PM

I say THAT to most men I 'know' Freedom..

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 04:24 PM

Eva Braun...is that you?
Sister burn the temple
And stand beneath the moon
The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head

#40 LISA

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 09:03 PM

LOL... sharpening my nails is all

#41 One Way Ticket

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 12:32 PM

Please stop talking...your voice is ruining your face!!!
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#42 Timothy

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 04:53 PM

Can you put this brown paper bag over your face???

#43 LISA

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 05:56 PM

like trying to shove a marshmellow into a piggy bank

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 02:21 PM

Hey sweetheart you remind me of Abe Lincoln....
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.

#45 Timothy

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 02:22 PM

Damn!!! That is some serious 70's bush you got there.
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