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#16 freedom78

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 06:41 AM

I didn't realize that this was a way for someone I've never heard of to revive her career. Be classy and take the normal route to attempted career resuscitation....sex tape. Of course, since she's a country "star", I can't imagine this will help much.
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#17 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 09:35 AM

Total let down really. At this point I need an NFL guy to come out in a little pink tutu (is that how you spell it?) to muster a golf clap. Coming out just ain't what it used to be...
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#18 Timothy

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 11:48 AM

the next thing she needs to do is the sex tape.

#19 AxlsMainMan

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 02:07 PM

I'll co-star if needed.
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#20 Timothy

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 04:01 PM

yeah, but you have a pecker , sir.

#21 AxlsMainMan

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 01:08 AM

Special enforcer/guest referee??
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#22 Timothy

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 01:39 PM

Only if you manage the tuck sir.

#23 Macker

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 10:02 PM

haha, well I hope it's not somebody boring like the guy from "The Thorn Birds" again. Gimmie somebody good like Matt Damon (actually I'm sure Ben is a total homo), or maybe even Macker, I'll take that one.

Edit: I never knew Darrin from Bewitched was gay, lol.

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