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#46 artcinco

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 06:55 PM

Bachmann saw how lucrative a failed vice presidential candidacy could be.
Why do you read that kind of crap, Art? Seriously, I don't get it.

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 07:07 PM

Bachmann saw how lucrative a failed vice presidential candidacy could be.


haha :D
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#48 emeraldmaiden

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 10:54 PM

Bachmann saw how lucrative a failed vice presidential candidacy could be.


Ah, a successful failure? It would seem batshit crazy sells in this country. Whenever I see Michelle Bachmann, I think of the runaway bride, with those glassy eyes.

#49 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 12:35 AM

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I've decided to go for a much more classy woman, Sophia Vergara from Modern Family. Also see my FB page petitioning the Missus to grant me permission to ask Sofia's hand in marriage as a sister wife.
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#50 Zimbochick

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 12:37 AM

Also see my FB page petitioning the Missus to grant me permission to ask Sofia's hand in marriage as a sister wife.


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#51 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 12:39 AM

It's purely for religious reasons of course.
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#52 Zimbochick

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 12:48 AM

It's purely for religious reasons of course.


Yes, of course.



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Posted 28 March 2011 - 09:41 AM


I've decided to go for a much more classy woman, Sophia Vergara from Modern Family. Also see my FB page petitioning the Missus to grant me permission to ask Sofia's hand in marriage as a sister wife.


She's really a pretty woman and it wouldn't take much for her to have more brains than Michelle Bachman. In all seriousness, would you like being married to more than one woman? I can think of more problems it would cause than than the obvious benefits it would bring.

#54 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 10:40 AM

No I would not want to be married to more than one woman. Sleep with more than one woman yes (although I am faithful, just being honest.)
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Posted 28 March 2011 - 10:55 AM

Sweet, sweet tea bagging.

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 05:53 PM

Good grief.....where do they find these douchebags. Another clown who uses his hard drug history as an excuse to lecture two people how to live their lives. Maybe they should bring Bristol Palin and her kid to lecture about abstinence.

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In late September, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R–Minn.) will travel to a greyhound racetrack on the outskirts of Kansas City, Kansas, to speak at the Freedom Jamboree, a five-day festival billed as "the first national nominating convention" for the tea party. Bachmann, who is considering a run for president, will be joined by some familiar faces—WorldNetDaily editor and arch-birther Joseph Farah will be there; so will Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach, the architect of Arizona’s harsh immigration law.

A staunch social conservative, who found his calling after one-too-many close calls with hard drugs, Dean's ministry travels to public schools across the country to perform what it calls "shock treatment." After an opening performance from Junkyard Prophet—"the type of music your kids can relate to"—Dean delivers his faith-based pitch to students, on topics ranging from alcohol, to abortion, to pornography and "impure thoughts." As the Minnesota Independent has chronicled extensively, You Can Run But You Cannot Hide's performances have sparked walkouts from students and public apologies from school administrators, who thought they were spending $1,500 for an anti-drug lecture. (As one student put it, "It seemed like total propaganda. It was like a cult.")

On his radio show, Dean has alleged that gays were responsible for the Holocaust, and that gay men will, on average, molest 117 people "before they’re found out."
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#57 lynn

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 11:54 PM

What a fuckin' wack job.

#58 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 10:49 AM

Saw her on MSNBC last night and her hair looked nice, I'd still hit it. Posted Image
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#59 Timothy

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 03:59 PM

You dirty, dirty fucking whore!!!

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Posted 31 May 2011 - 02:53 PM

Unlike Palin I think she's attractive. I also know the crazy ones are fantastic in bed, and she's TOTALLY FUCKING NUTS. Which means only one thing... that she'd rock that shit like a 9-to-5. Posted Image


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