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Started by Mr. Roboto, Jan 12 2009 02:22 PM
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 11:49 PM
That's odd because I received a transmission on how to read a PDF file....;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Later Mo fo's I'm gone for today.
Mind ray transmissions may be part of my cell plan...are you using Alltel by chance?
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 12:07 AM
No but I may have to with that plan...wait a minute Altel was bought my my carrier Verizon so maybe I can get the apps.....That's odd because I received a transmission on how to read a PDF file....;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Later Mo fo's I'm gone for today.
Mind ray transmissions may be part of my cell plan...are you using Alltel by chance?
BTW Ronald cleans your colon is so many different ways I see. I'd go with the more painless approach and just eat there because he doesn't even eat that crap...Here's another victim.
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 10:48 AM
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a
sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 04:01 PM
They arrested him for laughing? Any, you know, CRIMINAL reason to call the cops?
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 04:06 PM
maybe she felt her safety was a risk
Just like those people who freak out every time someone Middle Eastern looking gets on a plane.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 04:06 PM
What happens when the pilot gets on the plane..and he's Middle Eastern?
"Whereas scientists, philosophers and political theorists are saddled with these drably discursive pursuits, students of literature occupy the more prized territory of feeling and experience." - Terry Eagleton
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 04:12 PM
maybe she felt her safety was a risk
Just like those people who freak out every time someone Middle Eastern looking gets on a plane.
Well they did get on the plane after all.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 04:13 PM
What happens when the pilot gets on the plane..and he's Middle Eastern?
I'd guess the statistical chance of a closeted homosexual evangelical minister hijacking the plane goes through the roof...
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 04:18 PM
Didn't a pilot, either put or tried to his plane into the water screaming Allahu Akbar a couple of years ago? It was an Egyptian airline or Yemeni ? somewhere in the mid east. It was said that it was because he had a nervous breakdown during the flight... I remember reading about it.
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