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Started by Mr. Roboto, Jan 12 2009 02:22 PM
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 09:10 PM
Yes I think the co-pilot tried knocking him out or something but couldn't regain control of the aircraft.
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 11:42 AM
Subject: HOW TO PLAY POKER.
Two couples were playing poker one evening.
Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under
the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any
underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back
up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife
followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you liked under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim
didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When
Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp - and
after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his
wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon.'
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he
give you $500?'
Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give
me $500.' Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me
back.'
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 05:27 PM
Why don't we all dress like this?
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk..."
Gadhafi...trendsetter, I say!
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk..."
Gadhafi...trendsetter, I say!
Sister burn the temple
And stand beneath the moon
The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 05:38 PM
I don't know? But, khadafi and Carlos Santana have never been seen in the same room at the same time.
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
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