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#8416 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 06:18 PM


"It was like I was in high school again, but fatter."

#8417 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 06:18 PM

That's probably a hundred bucks in the back of his truck... enough to pay his electric, and buy some food.

 

I just couldn't believe how vertical it was. You had to see it in person. 


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Posted 03 May 2018 - 08:24 PM

how is everyone doing....?



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Posted 03 May 2018 - 10:56 PM

Public Enemy No. 2? New Jersey educator accused of soiling school track

 

The evidence in this case stinks.

 

The mystery of who had been leaving a daily pile of feces on a New Jersey high school’s football field and track was solved this week when the culprit was caught in the act — and he turned out to be the superintendent of another Garden State school system, police said.

 

Thomas Tramaglini, who leads the Kenilworth public schools, was arrested early Monday at Holmdel High School and charged with lewdness, littering and defecating in public, Holmdel Township Police Sgt. Theodore Sigismondi said Thursday in a news release.

 

Tramaglini, 42, lives about four miles away in nearby Matawan, New Jersey, police said.

 

Police set the trap that resulted in Tramaglini’s arrest after high school staffers and coaches complained to their on-site resource officer that somebody was befouling their track and field

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Tramaglini was arrested at 5:50 a.m. after police and school staffers spotted him jogging on the track and were “able to identify a subject responsible for the acts,” Sigismondi said in the release.

 

No motive or explanation for why Tramaglini allegedly chose this particular spot to poop was spelled out in the release. And Tramaglini did not immediately return a phone call to his home.

 

The veteran educator is now on paid leave of absence from his $147,504-a-year job, according to local media.

 

https://www.nbcnews....-school-n871156


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#8420 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 01:46 AM

I pooped on the University of Tampa tennis court around 1990. ^^^


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#8421 freedom78

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 07:11 AM

Congrats?


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Posted 04 May 2018 - 11:39 PM

It's on my resume. 


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Posted 05 May 2018 - 07:19 AM

that poop was so big, that people thought it was a bear's!



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Posted 05 May 2018 - 11:07 AM

It prompted a short bear hunting season by the mayor of Tampa. First and last of its kind ^^


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Posted 05 May 2018 - 12:16 PM

Happy Derby Day!

Track is muddy to sloppy, so should make for an interesting race... good day for high odds to finish in the money.

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 09:12 AM

I walked in from doing yardwork and Joel Osteen, that crazy mega church guy, was on the TV.  Totally thought it was Dana Carvey doing an impression. :D


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#8427 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 01:23 PM

Carvey's special on NF is REALLY good. 

 

Also, have you seen Hiking with Kevin? 

 

 


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Posted 05 June 2018 - 01:29 PM

Gettin' a hair cut this weekend;
 

Girl up front: That will be 17, would you like to leave a tip?

 

Me: Yes, 5. 

 

G: That's 22 total?

 

Me: Yes, I believe it s. 

 

G: Wait...is that 22?

 

Me: I think so (playing along)...yup 22. 

 

G: Umm....I'm not sure.

 

Me: No really, it's 22. 

 

G: I could use the calculator.

 

Me: I'm quite certain it's 22.

 

G: I do hair, I don't do math...

 

 

I thought she was kidding at first. Didn't know 17 + 5 though. 

 

Yikes. 


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Posted 05 June 2018 - 01:33 PM

Gettin' a hair cut this weekend;
 

Girl up front: That will be 17, would you like to leave a tip?

 

Me: Yes, 5. 

 

G: That's 22 total?

 

Me: Yes, I believe it s. 

 

G: Wait...is that 22?

 

Me: I think so (playing along)...yup 22. 

 

G: Umm....I'm not sure.

 

Me: No really, it's 22. 

 

G: I could use the calculator.

 

Me: I'm quite certain it's 22.

 

G: I do hair, I don't do math...

 

 

I thought she was kidding at first. Didn't know 17 + 5 though. 

 

Yikes. 

 

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 05:21 PM

Gettin' a hair cut this weekend;
 

Girl up front: That will be 17, would you like to leave a tip?

 

Me: Yes, 5. 

 

G: That's 22 total?

 

Me: Yes, I believe it s. 

 

G: Wait...is that 22?

 

Me: I think so (playing along)...yup 22. 

 

G: Umm....I'm not sure.

 

Me: No really, it's 22. 

 

G: I could use the calculator.

 

Me: I'm quite certain it's 22.

 

G: I do hair, I don't do math...

 

 

I thought she was kidding at first. Didn't know 17 + 5 though. 

 

Yikes. 

 

Oddly enough I hear "I don't do math" or variations quite a bit. My latest is to respond, "but people will do math that affects you" - emphasize that you might not be using it, but others will in a way that can harm you/rip you off etc. Seems to work somewhat.


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