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[freedom78]

Sounds like something that would come on in the afternoon between The Monkees/Get Smart. 

 

YEEEEESSSSS!

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[Adolf Hitler]

Not a big fan of Nikita but back in sixth grade when I'd come home from school and this video came on, it was time to jack off. This chick was so hot. I never saw her in anything else.

 

 

[freedom78]

Not a big fan of Nikita but back in sixth grade when I'd come home from school and this video came on, it was time to jack off. This chick was so hot. I never saw her in anything else.

 

 

 

Let's explore this, because it seems like you're saying you jerk it to three second bursts of this girl, sandwiched in between much longer periods of Elton John and other guys.  I mean, if we take you at your word that she's "so hot", then you either had to be super fast or willing to tolerate much longer periods of tugging little Elton while big Elton eats up screen time.  And how do you time the finish?  Even if you're expert (in sixth grade?), the coup de grace lasts longer than she's ever on screen, so at some point it's again Elton who's reaping the rewards, which he'd probably be ok with. 

 

Not judging...we all did things we're not proud of in the pre-net days. 

[Adolf Hitler]

Did you lurk on the old version of my site? Maybe even post there? This topic has come up before.

 

I admit its funny watching this video as an adult and realizing she has such a minor role in it.  I wondered if there was a different edit of the video that had more screen time for her. Looked but never found one.

 

At that age I thought her, Kari Wuhrer from MTV's Remote Control, and that chick Robey from Friday the 13th The Series were the cat's meow.

 

Trying to get a vivid picture of one of the jerk off sessions and I'm coming up blank. I assume my imagination was enough due to this video being in heavy rotation for a couple months. The sight of her simply got the juices flowing so I didn't need a constant visual stimulation.

 

It definitely took longer to finish the job than this video.

[Mr. Roboto]

I jerked off to chicks in music videos when I was 13-14. The back up dancers in a Cameo video if I recall (or maybe it was the Mary Jane Girls). You put that shit on slo-mo and go for it. 

 

Now once we (brother and I) popped a porno in the VCR when the parental units went up to the store. It froze and then we heard the sound....tape being eaten up. Massive freak out as our life flashed before our eyes. We were able to remove the player from the wall unit, take the top off with a screwdriver, remove the tape and get it back together with minutes to spare. An absolute miracle. Kids these days have it easy. 

[freedom78]

We're gonna have to change this thread to "Old school music videos/Stuff we jerked off to when we were kids".

 

Kari Wuhrer...now that's a name I haven't heard for a long time.

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[Mr. Roboto]

Awesome show.