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#65999 Movies To See And Please No Spoilers.
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on 27 June 2013 - 01:06 AM
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on 26 March 2013 - 09:58 AM
retirement plan....lots of lotto tickets!!!
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on 25 February 2013 - 09:53 PM
Just chilling ,eh sir??
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#65187 Guns N' Roses
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on 25 February 2013 - 01:55 PM
don dokken need to go back to dokken.
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on 19 February 2013 - 09:59 PM
build it a minute at a time.
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on 19 February 2013 - 04:54 PM
It puts the lotion on or else it gets the hose again.
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#65114 Gay Marriage/everything Gay Thread-Now With 20% More Gay!
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on 19 February 2013 - 02:10 PM
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on 19 February 2013 - 02:08 PM
Masturbation may help with you guys bad mood...
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on 15 February 2013 - 12:02 AM
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on 12 February 2013 - 08:07 PM
That wasn't a float..that was really Oprah
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on 08 February 2013 - 10:10 PM
World's most unfortunate butt dial?
A prisoner at Welikada jail in Colombo, Sri Lanka, got into trouble this week, after he attempted to hide a smuggled cell phone in his rectum.
The Agence France-Presse reports that the58-year-old convict had concealed the phone, along with a hands-free headset, in his body cavity. The items were discovered when prison guards heard a suspicious ringing.
"Guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end," an unidentified guard told the AFP.
An X-ray taken of the prisoner in a local hospital reveals the phone and handset in all it's glory. No word on what happened to the phone in question.
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Other prisoners at Welikada also seem to take their cell phones seriously. In November, at least 27 people were killed when prisoners rioted during a search for illegal phones and drugs, reports Reuters.
Apparently, Brazilian prisoners are pretty passionate about their phone, as well. In January, a prisoner apparently tried to smuggle in a cell phone, earphone, memory card, charge, drill and saw on the back of a cat. According to Reuters, the hapless, duct-taped feline was "detained" by authorities, who quoted a prison spokesperson as saying, "It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak."
In the U.S., while it is a crime to possess a cell phone in federal prison, illegal phone seizures have increased dramatically, according to the Washington Post. But this has not prevented prisoners from attempting to smuggle phones in their "privater" areas. Gizmodo got the scoop from a Sergeant Don McGraw of California's San Quentin State Prison. According to the Sergeant, inmates often use bathrooms as a way to pass phones from friends on the outside to inmates:
"An inmate's associate on the outside will have taped a package (of phones, drugs, tobacco, etc.) to the back of the women's toilet, for example," said the Sergeant. "When the inmates come to clean, they toss it in with the rest of the trash, then sort through it later. Then, when when nobody's looking, whoop, up the butt it goes."
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#64930 Obligatory youtube thread
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on 05 February 2013 - 12:56 AM
I ain't no long hair hippie...
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#64882 Obligatory youtube thread
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on 31 January 2013 - 11:00 PM
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on 24 January 2013 - 09:33 PM
ah...the sweet ...sweet three way!
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