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[Zimbochick]

Are y'all ready?

I'm so ready to chat with the lunatics giving out rapture literature at Atlantic/Pacific St subway station in Brooklyn on May 22nd

That's awesome. You should video it.

[TAP]

I suspect it will be a very short and boring video.

[Zimbochick]

I didn't realize this bloke had previously predicted that the Rapture would take place in mid-September 1994. You'd think after that non-event that either he'd give up the predictions, or that his followers would be a bit wary. Apparently not.


http://inthearena.bl...ay-may-21-2011/


http://www.huffingto...b_n_863189.html

[Mr. Roboto]

I was driving to St. Pete today and saw some of these nutjobs with signs at a major intersection (it was a couple of them actually with bull horns and signs.) I didn't think to take a picture, which sucks because I had my camera in the passenger seat. I wish you could have seen 'em. What was funny was they were on one side of the road with their rapture and "repent" signs and the homeless guy was working the other corner asking for money with his sign. Weirdos.

[Zimbochick]

There are Rapture parties springing up all over now. I love that everyone is having fun with this lunacy.

[Mr. Roboto]

Stole from Bandita on FB:

Atheists offer to rescue Christians’ pets after judgment day
WASHINGTON — When judgment day comes -- which some US Christian fundamentalists insist will happen on Saturday -- have you thought about what you're going to do with the family dog and cat?

In 26 US states, you could have them rescued and adopted by enterprising atheists who have set up a business to care for the animal companions of any Christians who are selected to go to heaven when Jesus Christ comes back.

"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes, what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?" Eternal Earth-Bound Pets says on its website, offering to "take that burden off your mind."

The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.

All the rescuers are sworn atheists, which means they will definitely be left behind on Earth, ready to rescue pets after the Rapture, which one US Christian fundamentalist group has penciled for Saturday.

When judgment day happens, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets co-founder Bart Centre "will notify all of our rescuers to go into action and they will drive to the homes of anyone who's signed a contract with us, pick up their pets and take them home and adopt them as their own, keeping them happy and healthy for the rest of their lives.

"This will happen only if and when the Rapture happens. So we do not expect to have to do anything on Saturday," Centre told AFP

Contracts are good for 10 years, just in case the Mayan calendar prophesy, which predicts the world will end in December next year, comes true.




http://www.rawstory....r-judgment-day/

[Zimbochick]

Here's a flowchart to help calculate your chances of being Raptured.

http://peasandcougar...ured-flowchart/

[freedom78]

144 Doomsday Scenarios

[Mr. Roboto]

Anybody wanna have sex? Last chance before tomorrow...just sayin'.

[TAP]

It's already 2.35pm on May 21st in New Zealand, they have less than 9 1/2 hours to go

[Mr. Roboto]

Man I hope hell has a decent internet connection....

[Timothy]

My pool dude walked on water today.. just saying!

[Mr. Roboto]

[blockquote]How sad for the atheist and non-God believers!! They are just fools and lack wisdom!! Demons are smarter than they are, for demons believe in God and tremble in fear! But, so sad, too bad, for the fools, because they will be without an excuse for their unbelief when they stand before the ‘Great I Am’ to give an account of their fruitless lives that lacked any form of essence!! [/blockquote]

[Zimbochick]

[blockquote]How sad for the atheist and non-God believers!!

They are just fools and lack wisdom!!

Demons are smarter than they are, for demons believe in God and tremble in fear!

But, so sad, too bad, for the fools, because they will be without an excuse for their unbelief when they stand before the ‘Great I Am’ to give an account of their fruitless lives that lacked any form of essence!! [/blockquote]

What the hell is that?

[Zimbochick]

Lots of Twitter activity, some very funny stuff. #zombieapocalypse #iftheworldendsonsaturday