No shit man, I've always said that. Guess what? Jesus is NEVER COMING BACK EVER.
The end.
The Rapture ETA May 21st, 2011
Started by Zimbochick, Mar 06 2011 10:17 AM
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Posted 21 May 2011 - 02:56 PM
No shit man, I've always said that. Guess what? Jesus is NEVER COMING BACK EVER.
The end.
Can't come back if you never came in the first place
The May 21-ers are crazy but seriously, the only difference between them and mainstream Christians is they gave a date for the rapture - it's a fundamental tenet of xianity that it will happen.
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Posted 21 May 2011 - 03:58 PM
Jesus just left Chicago and he's headed down to New Orleans.
So, I can take I70 or I74 out of Indy and meet him on his route, provided he takes the one that MapQuest predicts.
Rapture, here I come!
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And stand beneath the moon
The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head
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Posted 22 May 2011 - 06:02 AM
Word is, it was going to happen, but Macho Man saved the day
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Posted 22 May 2011 - 08:38 AM
Cmon...everyone knows it could only be Chuck Norris to have stopped rapture or is that rupture?
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
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Posted 22 May 2011 - 08:40 AM
Have any of us considered that we're all still here cause we didn't get raptured up and just don't know anyone who did?
Sister burn the temple
And stand beneath the moon
The sound of the ocean is dead
It's just the echo of the blood in your head
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Posted 22 May 2011 - 08:54 AM
Have any of us considered that we're all still here cause we didn't get raptured up and just don't know anyone who did?
I believe torment and suffering for those of us left behind was supposed to start at the same time.
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