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#61 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 05:49 PM

INSTALLING RAPTURE. ███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE. Install delayed....please wait. Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Rapture not found. EVENT "Rapture" cannot be located. The rapture you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.
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#62 Timothy

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 06:22 PM

HUMANITY AMAZING! 48 HOUR AFTER END OF WORLD! EVERYTHING REBUILT! AND LIFE BACK TO NORMAL! GIVE YOU SELF PAT ON BACK!

#63 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:08 AM

Radio host now says Judgment Day coming in October




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But Camping said that he's now realized the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted. He had earlier said Oct. 21 was when the globe would be consumed by a fireball.

Saturday was "an invisible judgment day" in which a spiritual judgment took place, he said. But the timing and the structure is the same as it has always been, he said.
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Posted 24 May 2011 - 08:38 AM

Awesome. Nothing better than religion making testable claims.
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Posted 24 May 2011 - 09:38 AM

Here's my favorite part:

I don't have spiritual rule over anybody ... except my wife as the head of the household."



Gosh he's special.
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#66 lynn

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Posted 24 May 2011 - 10:26 AM

I wondered what explanation he would come up with!

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Posted 24 May 2011 - 10:59 AM

All that sets this buffoon separate from a lot of people is naming the date....

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By the year 2050, 41% of Americans believe that Jesus Christ definitely (23%) or probably (18%) will have returned to earth.

http://pewresearch.o.../?NumberID=1043
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Posted 24 May 2011 - 02:44 PM

All that sets this buffoon separate from a lot of people is naming the date....


That's how I feel. They are equally as insane/stupid. The only difference is this guy nuts up and puts a date on it. While the other conspiracy theorists say "We have no idea, but we KNOW it will happen."

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Posted 24 May 2011 - 06:04 PM

And they all quote the Matthew passage where Jesus says no one will know the day except God, but they ignore the passage two verses before that says it will happen in the lifetime of those he is talking to.
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Posted 24 May 2011 - 06:59 PM

internet connection in heaven ain't that great....

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 01:52 AM

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Posted 13 June 2011 - 12:06 PM

(CBS News)
Harold Camping, the Family Radio minister who inaccurately predicted that the world would experience Judgment Day last May 21, has suffered a stroke.

Camping, the 89-year-old head of the Oakland-based evangelical media company, suffered a stroke on Thursday night after a radio broadcast and was taken to a local hospital, according to a message posted on a Family Radio-oriented Yahoo group by Charlie Menut, station manager of Family Radio affiliate WFME.

A neighbor of Camping told the Oakland Tribune that the Alameda minister was taken by ambulance from his house Thursday night.

The unnamed neighbor said she had spoken with Camping's wife Shirley on Friday and was told the radio evangelist is doing "OK," although his speech is "a little bit slurred."

Family Radio is expected to give an update on Camping's condition on Monday.

The fundamentalist minister had led his Christian followers to believe Saturday, May 21, 2011, marked the Rapture and the countdown to Judgment Day.

The day after, Camping told a San Francisco Chronicle reporter he was "flabbergasted" when the predicted End Times did not materialize.

Read more: http://www.cbsnews.c...l#ixzz1PB1Fqbo8
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Posted 13 June 2011 - 12:07 PM

"Harold, Jesus is on line 1."
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Posted 13 June 2011 - 03:42 PM

Fucknuts is on line 2 - 69!!

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Posted 13 June 2011 - 05:04 PM

Why would he even bother going to hospital?
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