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#76 Zimbochick

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 08:11 AM

http://www.mandatory...nk3&pLid=407879

#77 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 02 February 2014 - 01:16 AM

Here are a couple from my MLS.

 

Nice try....(look carefully.) 

 

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450k home, you may be surprised to hear this, but it didn't sell. 

 

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#78 Zimbochick

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Posted 02 February 2014 - 12:05 PM

What am I missing?



#79 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 02 February 2014 - 01:23 PM

The photographer tried to stay out of the photo in the mirror, but her arm is juuuust sticking out on the left side. 


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Posted 02 February 2014 - 03:16 PM

I just kinda figured there was a gaping hole behind those random curtains in the shower.


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#81 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 13 March 2014 - 01:28 AM

1.3 Million dollar house

 

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#82 Mr. Roboto

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Posted 19 March 2014 - 01:37 PM

Pure shit....I can't believe their broker was OK with this. Or that somebody, somewhere didn't say "Hey this is a really bad idea." 

 

On the other hand, if this guy has his broker license, then just fucking shoot me now....

 


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#83 lynn

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Posted 20 March 2014 - 01:05 AM

Yeah - I don't even know what to say about that because I couldn't even watch it all. 



#84 Zimbochick

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Posted 24 April 2014 - 09:03 PM

This realtor should be shot at dawn:

 

http://www.redfin.co...4/home/16976086



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Posted 24 April 2014 - 10:11 PM

This realtor should be shot at dawn:

 

http://www.redfin.co...4/home/16976086

 

haha, in my dealing with REO agents, they suck!! Can't stand 'em. I've submitted offers that were all cash, say 200k...and not even a courtesy reply. Nothing. I call to follow up...and nothing. Total losers. 


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Posted 24 April 2014 - 10:17 PM

This is not an MLS picture, however it is one of the best expose pieces I've read by a small rag. About a month ago, a broker told me that there was an article about to be released, that was going to have some agents (and brokers) shitting bricks. As it turns out, he was not exaggerating. 

 

I could not believe the gall and arrogance it took to do what these guys were doing. I mean, everything is documented, every move you make in the MLS etc. There is an electronic record. In addition, it's greedy as a mofo. Most of these guys were market leaders already, closing 200+ deals a year. They were making fantastic money. Fucking dicks. I hope they go to prison, although I bet some will be able to slide. 

 

That said, the young guy who wrote this article did an amazing job at research and putting it all together. I'm very impressed. 

 

Sold Short


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#87 freedom78

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 09:12 AM

This story could have been titled "Sometimes Used Car Salesmen Sell Houses instead".


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Posted 25 April 2014 - 09:12 AM

This realtor should be shot at dawn:

 

http://www.redfin.co...4/home/16976086

 

Caged Animals!


Why do you read that kind of crap, Art? Seriously, I don't get it.

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 11:12 AM

This realtor should be shot at dawn:

 

http://www.redfin.co...4/home/16976086

Why?


How many times have I told you not to play with the dirty money??

#90 Zimbochick

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 12:25 PM

Why?

The pictures are gawd-awful, and this property is 100 yards from the very desirable river front, which isn't mentioned.






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