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[Mr. Roboto]

I will never forgive Will Ferrell for Anchorman 2. 

[Zimbochick]

Haha!

[AxlsMainMan]

I will never forgive Will Ferrell for Anchorman 2. 

 

It's that bad? I still haven't seen it.

[freedom78]

I will never forgive Will Ferrell for Anchorman 2. 

 

I just don't find him funny.  His brand of comedy does nothing for me on most occasions, including Anchorman, which most people seem to like a lot.  One exceptions is when he prays to "baby Jesus" in Talladega Nights.  I think he's much better in a supporting role, such as that in Old School.

[Zimbochick]

I thought this was pretty funny.

 

[Mr. Roboto]

I just don't find him funny.  His brand of comedy does nothing for me on most occasions, including Anchorman, which most people seem to like a lot.  One exceptions is when he prays to "baby Jesus" in Talladega Nights.  I think he's much better in a supporting role, such as that in Old School.

 

I feel that way about Melissa McCarthy.She's funny as hell in bits, but for a lead role? It's just not enough.  

 

I think Will is very funny, but a lot of his movies suck ass. Step Brother was horrible for instance, and well...many others. Love TN and AM though...Elf. 

[Mr. Roboto]

Apparently, and I did not know this but "I can't believe you're eating a third plate of pasta" means "I may want sex after dinner." 

 

Here now I thought it just meant "I can't believe you're eating a third plate of pasta." Call me crazy, but that's how I interpreted it. 

[freedom78]

Apparently, and I did not know this but "I can't believe you're eating a third plate of pasta" means "I may want sex after dinner." 

 

Here now I thought it just meant "I can't believe you're eating a third plate of pasta." Call me crazy, but that's how I interpreted it. 

 

Fairly certain we invented some positions that take any and all pressure off of one's stomach, for just such circumstances. 

 

Now that I think about it, that's pretty fuckin' genius.  The animal kingdom has basically one sex position, which allows you to both gorge on food and breed...the two basic drives of survival. 

[Mr. Roboto]

We also evolved to talk to one another. Why does everything have to be a friggin' combination safe? Or require me to be  a mind reader?   

 

Why not just say? Hey, you're lookin' mighty doable and I'd like you to tap this after dinner? Or something else equally as romantic? I'm a guy, just tell me you want to have sex with me, I won't be offended. Trust me. 

[Zimbochick]

^ You need an updated Thesaurus....obviously. I will say this, not to bash my fellow wimmins or anything, but a few years ago I resolved to be less of a beyotch about things. I'm not always successful, but the passive-agressive body language thingy seldom works out very well.

[Zimbochick]

Absolutely The Best Response To A Text Spammer

[AxlsMainMan]

So I met an awesome, awesome girl and my ex who I haven't heard from in weeks and put completely out of my mind starts texting me at 4:30 this morning..SMH

[Mr. Roboto]

Awesome, go with the new one. 

[lynn]

Yeah - she's probably an ex for a reason, right? 

[freedom78]

New one.  Only one of them got the word "awesome" from you.